NBA Comix: The Mystical Powers of Dwayne Wade’s Shiny Ball
Great series by Wade, Shaq & the Heat. I will still have to root for the team that comes out of the Western Conference as the only things I hate more than 'Toine are not in the NBA.
Seriously, Antoine Walker is a power tool. In fact, Antoine Walker is the Black & Decker Wagner Powerpainter Craftsman Tool of the NBA. From Hell's heart I stab at thee, Antoine.
Update: Here's a classic post titled Oh the Places Antoine Walker's Shimmy Will Go. A must read.
Finally got up the gumption to read the Daily Dime. It's interesting that Shaq refused to touch the Shiny Ball:
Quote of the Day
"I only celebrate it when it's really over. … The job is not done."
– Heat center Shaquille O'Neal, refusing to join in the touching of the Eastern Conference title trophy.
How will the Shiny Ball protect you, Shaq, if you refuse to touch it?? Even Riley touched it (though as we know, he could have torn it apart with his bare hands).
SporTech Matter » The Walker Wiggle. said,
June 3, 2006 at 8:29 pm
[...] Gotta love the Toine Wiggle! Apparently some Detroit fans are very bitter at Antoine going as far as calling him a Craftsman Powertool. Man I am enjoying all this. [...]
The Dude said,
June 4, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Your blog cracks me up, Farlane! Great stuff! The one about Riley’ crane master is classic!
–May The Shiny Ball Protect Us All!
quelquechose said,
June 5, 2006 at 11:31 am
Amen about Toine!
Give Me The Rock » Miami Vice President of Teams I Want To Win said,
June 5, 2006 at 9:10 pm
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CHE STUBBLEFIELD said,
June 25, 2006 at 3:52 am
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT YOU THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER IN HISTORY YOU AND LEBRONE JAMES AND I WANA MET YOU ONE DAY OH BY THE WAY MY NAME IS CHE STUBBLEFIELD AND I LOVE BASKETBALL TO
Corey said,
October 2, 2006 at 5:58 pm
I love basketball 1 day I am going to play against Wade and LeBron they ain’t gonna be ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE BEST.
What said,
October 1, 2007 at 10:15 pm
This blog is anything but funny. In fact it is stupid and the people laughing at it are even dumber.
Sad life you must live with nothing better to do that think of this garbage.
farlane said,
October 2, 2007 at 5:46 am
500 yards Antoine, the judge said 500 yards.
duh said,
February 5, 2009 at 10:51 pm
This blog is stupid. Another jealous white man with no talent that feels the need to bring down the brothers.
farlane said,
February 6, 2009 at 7:03 am
You’ve seen me play then?
Seriously, that’s just plain silly. I’m not attacking “the brothers” or trying to bring anyone* down. Pigmentation doesn’t matter to me and to many others, and trying to paint people and actions as racist when they aren’t is pretty darn racist in and of itself.
* well, other than ‘Toine
Dwayne Wade said,
March 31, 2009 at 2:00 pm
ha….ha…ha….