If this is soaring over your head, you might check Deadspin for an update on the hottest Western Conference trend (if there's not bad language there, I'd be shocked).

Gack. I just noticed that I have Daniels (a teammate of PunchER Jason Terry) up there with Kaman instead of Michael Finley (the actual PunchEE). Please pretend it's Finley there until I get it fixed. While you're pretending, you could also pretend you are a billionaire, that you love my comics and that you wish to pay me a million dollars to make them. Yeah, I'm looking at YOU, Mark Cuban.